TRANSCRIPTS FOR
TWO FLAT EARTHERS KIDNAP A FREEMASON

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EPISODE ONE:
shadowbanned

EPISODE TWO:
toasted ravioli

EPISODE THREE:
and everyone clapped

EPISODE FOUR:
thanksgiving music

EPISODE FIVE:
all my homies hate sir Isaac newton

EPISODE SIX:
the observer’s local horizon

EPISODE SEVEN:
who will stand guard?

EPISODE EIGHT:
almost famous

EPISODE NINE:
enter the echo chamber

EPISODE TEN:
my first time using a chainsaw

EPISODE ELEVEN:
The top five serial killers in st. louis

EPISODE TWELVE:
SCP Archives CROSSOVER
SCP-2FEKAFM: “BOBO”

EPISODE THIRTEEN: A JUST AND UPRIGHT MASON

EPISODE FOURTEEN: KAFKAESQUE

EPISODE FIFTEEN: MULTILEVEL MALEVOLENCE

EPISODE SIXTEEN: IN BEAUTIFUL ORLANDO, FLORIDA

EPISODE SEVENTEEN: SO IT GOES (DOWN)